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surprisebitch:

we lived in the Murder House

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we escaped the Asylum

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we protected the Coven

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and now, we will EAT ASS

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Me:  I met a boy.
Me (two days later):  nevermind

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me after 15 seconds of work:  i just cant do this anymore

chickensandwich:

cuntakinte:

oback barama is such a good president

name 5 of his songs

taylorswift:

youareinloves:

taylor swift is like that aunt that tries to be “hip” with the young’ns and “with the times” and then asks you what does bae stand for and after you tell her she starts calling everything bae even the lamp next to the couch

HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.

troyesivan:

"you can’t stay in your sweatpants for an entire week"image